From 3news.co.nz: “A six-year-old boy has been found hiding in a cardboard box in his family’s garage after being feared aboard a homemade helium balloon that hurtled 50 miles through the sky on live television.”

What the…? No, really: WTF? (Play video to see John agree with me…)

As if this story making ‘news’ wasn’t bad enough, a video of the little grimer has now surfaced on youtube. Of him rapping with his mates. Sigh…

Crapsicle.