Oct 16
Boy? Balloon? Balloon Boy? WTF?
Posted by Dunc in Current Affairs, Words on 16th October 2009| | No Comments »


From 3news.co.nz: “A six-year-old boy has been found hiding in a cardboard box in his family’s garage after being feared aboard a homemade helium balloon that hurtled 50 miles through the sky on live television.”

What the…? No, really: WTF? (Play video to see John agree with me…)

As if this story making ‘news’ wasn’t bad enough, a video of the little grimer has now surfaced on youtube. Of him rapping with his mates. Sigh…

Crapsicle.

Jun 19


A good friend of mine currently living the United States drew to my attention the headline chosen by the New York Post this week to report on the Iranian election crisis: ‘Turban Warfare’.

Obviously some little misinformed spade at the Post came up with this irrelevant pap some months after 9/11 and has been waiting for a ’suitable’ time for its publication for the best part of eight years. When turmoil erupted in Iran recently, they presumably ignored the advice of several more-educated interns at the paper and ran the headline anyway.

It’s a real shame for them, getting it wrong on such a grand scale. All they had to do was open an ‘Atlas of the World’ and look up Iran’s main religion to see that this headline wasn’t actually appropriate in this case. This is the level of research readers’ hard-earned money is put towards at good newspapers.

My friend in the States saw the headline on a copy of the ‘paper’ in a cafe. He left, having remarked, in ink, on the front page: “Racial Propaganda”. I suggest you do the same.

Apr 8


News this morning is of the Australian quit smoking advertisement that has got parts of the world all in a frenzy. Here it is…

People aren’t stressing so much about the message, but more about the stupid rumours that ‘the production team really made the boy cry by taking his mother away from him’.

MANURE!! Look at him! He’s clearly an actor. The whole thing is PR, PR and more PR! And bloody good PR too.

Toughen up, people.

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