Welcome to my little audio den! In here you can listen to loads of the things I've gotten up to over the years. Prospective employers, please now leave...

Seaway Advert
Uncommissioned advertisement by Dunc Wilson and Scoot for Guildford's former take-away restaurant known as Seaway. RIP Seaway!

Toilet Humour
Literally just that. Mr. Tea and I came up with a game. The game was to select an item and ask listeners to guess how many flushes it would take to whisk it away to the sewers. This episode of 'Flush The Mush' featured a lemon drizzle cake and an old packet of Monster Munch.

The (bloody) Chicken Song
Not my finest three minutes, but I know this damn thing still features in some people's personal playlists, so I thought I would share it here. Chicken, chiiiicken...

Forest Parks on nothing
One of many clips of The J-Team Classic's resident idiot on the phone! This time, he talks about nothing, really.

My Immaculate Conception
Mr. Tea and I just decided one day that I was going to concede a baby live on air. This is how it happened.